Category Archives: E-books and stories

New Half-Year’s Resolutions

Most normal people wait for the end of December to roll around before deciding on New Year’s Resolutions. I, however, have never been called normal and don’t feel like waiting the six months.

So here are my Half-Year’s Resolutions.

  • Write 150,000 words of new fiction. This averages to a little under 6000 words each week. I expect to exceed that during July and August, my easiest months, to give me a cushion for the final four months of the year, which are always my most challenging. (Day job plus teaching at night plus the hockey writing, which doesn’t count.)
  • Make 26 new e-books available on Kindle, NOOK, and Smashwords. This will be a mix of my short stories and nonfiction. I make no promises to adhere to a strict once-a-week schedule, though.
  • Get from three-t0-five cardio workouts in each week. This extends a challenge I gave myself at the start of the year, one I’ve met all but six times and most of those were two-workout weeks. (I’m also giving myself a Get-Out-Of-Jail-Free card for last week. See my previous post about the Kris Rusch Death March.)
  • Eat healthier and attempt to reduce the volume to less elephantine proportions. (No snickering there, in the back of the class!) To make the goal more specific, I’m shooting for five days a week that I can say my eating has been in harmony with a goal of living a long, healthy life.
  • Meet the too-private-for-posting financial goals my wife and I establish.

If you feel you’ll benefit from making some resolutions yourself, go for it. Feel free to post them in the comments section or privately. But write them down. Specific, written goals work a lot better than vague ones only in your head.

Bubba Goes for Broke released

Pentucket Publishing has just released my crime caper novel, Bubba Goes for Broke, written under the pen name David Bawdy. It’s available in all electronic formats; a trade paperback will be released in the summer.

Since it’s an R-rated novel — you might call it bawdy – I felt compelled to use a pen name to distinguish this book from my forthcoming Young Adult novel, Cracking the Ice.

Sample the first two chapters of Bubba Goes for Broke. If you don’t laugh, check your pulse.

If a dim-witted, sex-crazed crook falls in love, does he get any dumber? You can bet a boob-jobbed Hooters waitress he does. And when she wants to become a televangelist with a little something extra, guess who’s going to pay? Meet Bubba Winslow.

 

Available for $4.99 in all electronic formats on Kindle, NOOK, Smashwords, Sony, Apple, Kobo, and many others.

 

(Cover by Renee Barratt at The Cover Counts.)

 

Early reader reactions:

“I was laughing so hard, I could hardly see straight.”

“Hilarious!”

“Madcap and raunchy!”

“A hilarious idiot Dortmunder.”

Four More Short Stories Available for Kindle et al

Four more of my stories are now available in all electronic formats through Pentucket Publishing.  If you’re looking for categories, three of them are horror (though one with some very dark humor) and the other a humorous fantasy.

One of them, “Baby One More Time,” prompted the following review:

“For sheer outrageousness, few writers beat Dave’s black humor and quirky charm.”
- Fiero Publishing (four-star review) 

Baby, One More Time

When a woman says you have a mind of your own, she’s usually right. But never more so than on this night. An unforgettable horror story.

 

Available for 99 cents in all electronic formats on Kindle, NOOK, Smashwords, Sony, Apple, Kobo, and many others.  Read a sample here or by requesting one using the link above for your device.

 

 

Feline Masterpiece

“Feline Masterpiece” is a laugh-out-loud fantasy that should be a favorite for both cat-lovers and all fans of comic fiction.

A cat that writes stories? Impossible! Her owner, Josh, can’t believe his eyes. But he believes when a pretty girl falls for him because of the sensitivity she reads in “his” stories.

 

Available for 99 cents in all electronic formats on Kindle, NOOK, Smashwords, Sony, Apple, Kobo, and many others. 

  

  

  

Drawing Dead

Smitty sees dollar signs when his latest mark maneuvers a wheelchair up to the poker table. But the stakes in this game run higher than Smitty ever imagined. A memorable horror story.

Available for 99 cents in all electronic formats on Kindle, NOOK, Smashwords, Sony, Apple, Kobo, and many others.  Read a sample here or by requesting one using the link above for your device.

 

My Dark Angel

Paul can resist Angela’s seduction attempts for only so long. With Angela, going all the way takes on a whole new meaning. A sensual horror story.

Available for 99 cents in all electronic formats on Kindle, NOOK, Smashwords, Sony, Apple, Kobo, and many others. Read a sample here or by requesting one using the link above for your device.

Bubba Goes for Broke

I’m really looking forward to WestSide Books publishing my Young Adult novel Cracking the Ice in June.  But I’ll be electronically publishing another novel, Bubba Goes for Broke, through Pentucket Publishing in the next couple weeks.  A paper version will follow in a few months.

To avoid confusion, I’m using the pseudonym David H. Bawdy for Bubba Goes for Broke. It’s a bawdy novel (hence the choice of pseudonym), loaded with irreverent and outrageous humor.  I’ve been told it’s a very funny book, but it’s not appropriate for Cracking the Ice‘s Young Adult audience.

So I’ll be keeping a pretty high wall between these two novels.  Most of the news about the Bubba novel will appear at pentucketpublishing.com and bawdywriter.com.  However, both of those websites are still under development, so I’ll be mentioning it a bit here in this space.

Have a look at the outstanding cover developed by Renee Barratt at The Cover Counts.  I love it, don’t you?

Two stories available on Kindle and NOOK

For the first time, I’ve got stories available for the Kindle and NOOK.  (Versions for the iPad and other formats will follow soon.)

Beloved

After David slays Goliath, he falls head over heels in love with himself. But he’s not alone. King Saul’s daughter Michal intends to become his wife even if her father offers her sister’s hand in marriage.

It’s a love story with a smile.

“Beloved” first appeared in The Trouble with Heroes, edited by Denise Little, DAW books, November, 2009.

Available on the Kindle and Nook for 99 cents.

“The conclusion turns [the reader's assumption] on its head in a funny and honest way. I also found the last line in this story to be the funniest of the anthology by far.”
                     – review site Grasping the Wind

Back to the Garden

Cherubim and a flaming sword guard the Garden of Eden, but the Devil provides Cain with a magical blade of his own. Cain intends to fight his way in and become a god.

“Back to the Garden” by David H. Hendrickson was first published in Swordplay, edited by Denise Little, DAW books, June, 2009.

Available on the Kindle and Nook for 99 cents.