Category Archives: E-books and stories

“Tiffany” is tops in another category

I didn’t originally realize it but “Tiffany Gets Her Boobs” has not only been a Kindle bestseller in the Humor category (free downloads) but also in Short Stories. In fact, she’s been higher on the Short Story list than on Humor.

And based on the sales figures, “Tiffany” has been drawing readers to Bubba Goes for Broke.

“Tiffany” holds strong on Kindle bestseller list

“Tiffany Gets Her Boobs” remains on the Kindle Humor bestseller list (in the free download category), coming in at number 33.  I’m really pleased at the success of this fun, goofy story.

“Tiffany” a Kindle Humor bestseller!

“Tiffany Gets Her Boobs” now ranks 13th on the Kindle Free Download bestseller list in the Humor category! 

(That’s after only about a week of its price being dropped to free.)
 
Written under the pen name David Bawdy, “Tiffany” is a fun, short story prequel to Bubba Goes for Broke and has been very well received (including mention in Kris Rusch’s Recommended Reading list). 

If I want to stretch the truth, I can now refer to myself as “Bestselling author David Hendrickson.”
 
I kinda like the sound of that. And who better to stretch the truth than a fiction writer?  I am, after all, paid to lie. It’s a job requirement!

“Tiffany” now free on Kindle

“Tiffany Gets Her Boobs” is now free at Amazon, as it has been everywhere else for a while. Check out this fun story as well as the sample chapters from the novel she appears in, Bubba Goes for Broke.

“Tiffany Gets Her Boobs” released

Tiffany knows that only one thing separates her from stardom — a boob job. Who’ll pay for it? She’s determined to find out.

This humorous short story, starring the character from my novel Bubba Goes for Broke, is now available on Amazon and Smashwords as well as right here on the Free Fiction page. It precedes the action in the novel, so it’s a perfect introduction if you’re waffling on Bubba.

It’s also free everywhere but on Amazon (and I’m hoping their bots will notice that and make it free there, too).

Enjoy!

Oh, and by the way, it’s the short story that has been released, not Tiffany’s boobs.

Free Fiction Page

I’ve added a Free Fiction Page that I intend to update regularly with short stories. (I’ll provide a schedule soon.)

The debut story is “Tiffany Gets Her Boobs,” a precursor to my Bubba Goes for Broke novel, published under the pen name David Bawdy.  Click on the page at the top of the screen or here.

Watch that author name!

I’ve got a new short story coming out electronically that I’ll be telling you about soon. It’s a precursor to my novel Bubba Goes for Broke and features the Tiffany character.

I’ll be posting it here for free — the start of my Free Fiction page — and it’ll be immediately available for free on Smashwords and eventually, all its outlets. I’ll have to wait for the Amazon bots to find the freebie status elsewhere and drop the price automatically.

All that said, I published Bubba Goes for Broke under the pen name David Bawdy to avoid confusion with Cracking the Ice. I made sure to list the new story, “Tiffany Gets Her Boobs,” under the same name with one notable exception.

The first version of the cover listed the author as David H. Hendrickson, which I’m sure puzzled a few people when they compared it to the desciption. Hendrickson… Bawdy? As they would have said on the old Saturday morning cartoons, What a maroon!

It’s fixed now on Smashwords and should be anytime now on Amazon, so no harm, no foul. But it does remind your humble cover designer to skip all reflex actions.

June titles



New Half-Year’s Resolutions

Most normal people wait for the end of December to roll around before deciding on New Year’s Resolutions. I, however, have never been called normal and don’t feel like waiting the six months.

So here are my Half-Year’s Resolutions.

  • Write 150,000 words of new fiction. This averages to a little under 6000 words each week. I expect to exceed that during July and August, my easiest months, to give me a cushion for the final four months of the year, which are always my most challenging. (Day job plus teaching at night plus the hockey writing, which doesn’t count.)
  • Make 26 new e-books available on Kindle, NOOK, and Smashwords. This will be a mix of my short stories and nonfiction. I make no promises to adhere to a strict once-a-week schedule, though.
  • Get from three-t0-five cardio workouts in each week. This extends a challenge I gave myself at the start of the year, one I’ve met all but six times and most of those were two-workout weeks. (I’m also giving myself a Get-Out-Of-Jail-Free card for last week. See my previous post about the Kris Rusch Death March.)
  • Eat healthier and attempt to reduce the volume to less elephantine proportions. (No snickering there, in the back of the class!) To make the goal more specific, I’m shooting for five days a week that I can say my eating has been in harmony with a goal of living a long, healthy life.
  • Meet the too-private-for-posting financial goals my wife and I establish.

If you feel you’ll benefit from making some resolutions yourself, go for it. Feel free to post them in the comments section or privately. But write them down. Specific, written goals work a lot better than vague ones only in your head.

Bubba Goes for Broke released

Pentucket Publishing has just released my crime caper novel, Bubba Goes for Broke, written under the pen name David Bawdy. It’s available in all electronic formats; a trade paperback will be released in the summer.

Since it’s an R-rated novel — you might call it bawdy – I felt compelled to use a pen name to distinguish this book from my forthcoming Young Adult novel, Cracking the Ice.

Sample the first two chapters of Bubba Goes for Broke. If you don’t laugh, check your pulse.

If a dim-witted, sex-crazed crook falls in love, does he get any dumber? You can bet a boob-jobbed Hooters waitress he does. And when she wants to become a televangelist with a little something extra, guess who’s going to pay? Meet Bubba Winslow.

 

Available for $4.99 in all electronic formats on Kindle, NOOK, Smashwords, Sony, Apple, Kobo, and many others.

 

(Cover by Renee Barratt at The Cover Counts.)

 

Early reader reactions:

“I was laughing so hard, I could hardly see straight.”

“Hilarious!”

“Madcap and raunchy!”

“A hilarious idiot Dortmunder.”